Aliens Saved Us From Destruction
As you go about your busy schedule - searching for a cable channel that isn’t showing episodes of Law and Order or dancing naked around the Stairmaster - stop and take a moment to give thanks to some very brave little green men.
Holiday Beach, Texas - A Russian scientist, Dr Yuri Labvin, head of the impressive-sounding Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation says that an alien spacecraft deliberately crashed itself into a giant meteor, 100 years ago, thus saving all life on earth from (gasp) total annihilation.
My best friend Ugly Doug wouldn’t do that for me - even if it meant saving my life so I could pay him the $20 I owe him (betting against three aces and two queens is no way to go through life.)
But these unknown creatures from another world, who wouldn’t know me from Junior Samples, did just that for everyone and everything on the planet - making it possible for all species to survive (except for Dodo Birds, the Madagascar Narcoleptic Hedgehog, the Tennesse Tobacco Frog and maybe Polar Bears.)
A Russian scientist has claimed that an alien spaceship sacrificed itself to prevent a gigantic meteor from destroying Earth a century ago.
According to The Sun, Dr Yuri Labvin, head of the Tunguska Spatial Phenomenon Foundation, has found quartz slabs with strange markings that he thinks were part of a UFO control panel.
He made the discovery near the site of the so-called “Tunguska event” - a massive and so-far unexplained explosion that devastated more than 100 square miles of Siberian forest in June 1908.
Dr Labvin claims the slabs provide evidence that a spacecraft deliberately crashed into the meteor to prevent it slamming into Earth and wiping out life on the planet.
“We don’t have any technologies that can print such kind of drawings on crystals,” he explains. “We also found ferrum silicate that can not be produced anywhere, except in space.”
However, Nick Pope, a British UFOlogist who has investigated sightings on behalf of the Ministry of Defence, remains unconvinced.
While previous explanations for the explosion include a comet strike or a piece of anti-matter, he told the paper, “This new theory is the strangest yet.
“We need an analysis of the quartz slabs to be able to prove this one way or another.”
If the good doctor says the quartz slabs with strange markings are actually pieces of an alien spaceship control panel, then that’s good enough for me. You can ask Ugly Doug - I’m known for never ever argueing with noted Russian scientists.
I wonder if he found the odometer? Gotta be some bodacious mileage on that thing.
And those crazy little aliens must be pretty decent fellows, after all they did save us from extinction. Probably should honor them somehow, maybe a statue or name a sports drink after them.
But when all is said and done, I find the whole story a bit ironic - a UFO slams into a giant meteor to save mankind - and now Global Warming is going to kill us all in five years. Deal with it people!
Author: Dean Terry
Source - http://www.int.iol.co.za/
