Government Planning UFO Arrival Party
Michael Cohen says the aliens are coming and we’re going to party like it’s 2012.
Michael Cohen of All News Web has received some intriguing information concerning a planned UFO visit, set to happen in 2012.
In his latest article he writes:
“Sydney, Australia - A few months ago I received a series of emails from someone calling herself Tina. ‘Tina’ claimed to have spent some time working within the Pentagon’s DARPA agency rewriting and relaying messages regarding possible first contact with an alien race in the year 2013. This alien race is believed to be planning an open daylight landing of a UFO on Planet Earth.
As information was very compartmentalized within the environment that ‘Tina’ worked in her knowledge of details was sketchy.
My own research has led me to believe that contrary some of the information contained in Tina’s emails, contact with aliens is not a two-way affair and does not involve unequivocal and unambiguous messages.
Rather, DARPA has interpreted somewhat cryptic signals received by UFO probes as indicating an intention to initiate open contact in the year 2013.
While I am fairly certain that ‘Tina’ is genuine I also suspect her information might be incomplete.”
I have been receiving those very same “somewhat cryptic signals” from UFO probes. My interpretation was a little different from DARPA’s. My de-coding of those messages found they were mostly ads for Fleegle’s Flying Saucer Repair and commercials for an interplanetary Arby’s.
“Tina eventually felt too nervous about divulging government secrets to a media outlet. She sent me one further email, the details of which I did not publicize in the hope of getting more information. This was the last email I received from ‘Tina.’ I doubt we will receive anything further.”
I hope that’s not the same ‘Tina’ who keeps sending me emails which say “make ten copies of this email and send to friends or you will be cursed.”
“Allegedly DARPA is toying with grand ideas for first contact that involve showcasing the best that human civilization has to offer.
The UFO welcoming party will include the heads of states of major nations, who will be given the choice of being present in the flesh or as a real-time hologram. The President of the United States and his family are expected to be present in hologram form only.
Major cultural icons will be invited to join the welcoming party. Individuals considered for this honor include Steven Spielberg, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Sir Paul McCartney, Barbra Streisand, Stevie Wonder, Bob Dylan, Michael Jackson (obviously no longer possible) and Tom Cruise as well Intellectual and scientific icons such as Stephen Hawkins.
IT and business figures such as Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Sergey Brin, Rupert Murdoch and Richard Branson will also be invited to the party.
It is believed that one place will be made available for a UFO researcher (Stanton Friedman?)”
That’s a rather eclectic group to include in the welcoming party. Though I’m sure if I spent the time and resources to travel millions of light years to another planet Tom Cruise would not be one of the first people I’d like to see.
“DARPA is unsure of where the arriving aliens are planning to land their UFO but it is believed it might be at a historical site such as the Greek Acropolis. Tina was aware of suggestions of some kind of 3D light show focusing on human achievement, peacefulness (yeah right) tolerance and ability to adapt.”
I always wondered why the Acropolis in Greece has a parking space designated “UFOs Only.” Also, it’s next door to an Arby’s.
“I realize many UFO researchers will find this information hard to swallow. Before they pass judgement they should ask themselves whether it stands to reason that in the event of an open landing a welcoming party would be planned. They should also ask themselves what type of party ‘the powers that be’ would plan?
In doing so they might realize that indeed reality is often rather absurd. Let’s just hope the arriving aliens approve of the party. Should they get violent, humanity might be robbed of it’s best and brightest.”
So there it is. UFOs are coming in 2012, and it’s possible the aliens, who might get violent if they don’t like the party we’ve planned for them, could zap Tom Cruise back to the future. Reality? Or the script for Mission Impossible 4?
Comments by Dean Terry
Source - http://www.allnewsweb.com/
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TIN HAT on Friday, July 10, 2009what a crock of horse hockey. get your tin hats on ooooweeeeoooo
Steve on Tuesday, September 01, 2009It does sound very believable, but I wouldn’t put all my nuts and bolts in one bag. What I mean is don’t get your hopes up, our government is trying to keep this under wraps for as long as possible.
