The Case Of The Broken Toilet

A crabby woman complains to Judge Judy that her chubby former friend used her toilet that broke.

There are those who say Judge Judy Sheindlin is Satan’s annoying little sister. I’ve heard others tell of how she was spawned in a shallow pond before the dawn of time and is immune to cyanide.

Every day over ten million teenage black girls and middle aged white women who watch TV all day long, tune in to watch as Judge Judy castigates the bozos who bring silly lawsuits before her.

I view Judge Judy as being a cosmic super-being who uses her common sense, great powers of deduction and cutting, caustic remarks for the good of humankind.

She is an arbitrator of peace. Judge Judy’s gavel is mightier than Thor’s hammer.

And never once have I seen “stupid” written across her forehead.