They Take Me
A story of alien abduction.
A first-hand account of one man’s encounters with aliens.
In the video, the narrator explains that most abductees are very intelligent, self-conscious and extremely succesful - which are probably a just a few of the reasons I’ve never been taken.
Also, the narrator’s voice sounds almost identical to the continually hung-over biker dude Blade, who along with Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob make up the Touchtone Terrorists.
