They Take Me


A story of alien abduction.

A first-hand account of one man’s encounters with aliens.



In the video, the narrator explains that most abductees are very intelligent, self-conscious and extremely succesful - which are probably a just a few of the reasons I’ve never been taken.

Also, the narrator’s voice sounds almost identical to the continually hung-over biker dude Blade, who along with Junkyard Willie and Jim Bob make up the Touchtone Terrorists.





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