Tonya Harding Killed JFK
by Dean Terry
It was actually Tonya Harding who fired the fatal shot from the Texas book depository on that terrible day.
According to batshiat-crazy web author Robert Urbanek, hottie ice skater Tonya Harding assassinated President John F. Kennedy. How is that possible?
Because she was actually Lee Harvey Oswald in a previous life. And yes, President Kennedy has been reborn as Harding’s rival Nancy Kerrigan.
Hilarious parody? Frightening reality? You decide.
Image: Skating heart-throb Tonya Harding
and Lee Harvey Oswald - one and the same?
According to Urbaneks website http://www.tonyahardingshotjfk.com he puts forth the following theories:
- “Consider the evidence of reincarnation. Both Tonya Harding and Lee Harvey Oswald have the letters “Har” in their names. Both of their victims were Irish Catholics from Massachusetts whose last names began with the letters “Ke”: John F. Kennedy and Nancy Kerrigan, and both were attacked in cities beginning with the letter “D”: Dallas and Detroit. Time magazine also saw a connection in the assaults on Kerrigan and Kennedy. Margaret Carlson wrote in the February 21, 1994 issue, “The videocam verite of the clubbing [of Kerrigan] provides the same gritty realism that the Zapruder footage brought to Oliver Stone’s JFK.
Harding and Oswald came from poor dysfunctional families and learned to use a rifle. Both were about the same age when they became infamous: Lee at 24, Tonya at 23. And they have similar facial features. Kennedy doesn’t look like Kerrigan, but Kerrigan looks a bit like Jackie Kennedy. Perhaps God’s joke is that JFK, the womanizer, should return in a body resembling his own wife.”
About the author:
In 2001 Robert Urbanek claims he was grilled by Secret Service agents when he attempted to use sorcery to occupy the White House.
He says he has experienced more than 200 incidents of meaningful coincidences, mostly involving falcons.
Mr. Urbanek is currently working on his next article titled My Barack Obama Dream.
You can read the rest of his Tonya Harding story at the link below.
http://www.tonyahardingshotjfk.com/tonyaharding.html
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Shastar on Saturday, September 13, 2008OMG… all I can say is that some people really need to get out more!
And they say housewives have too much time on their hands!
Sun god on Wednesday, September 17, 2008Well, WTF people? Don’t you know that everything is syncronized? At least someone out there is trying to put the pieces together!
Don on Sunday, September 21, 2008Mr Urbanek is absolutely correct in his assumptions - Now we need to figure out who was the REAL Jack Ruby....... perhaps it was Michael Felps. Just another strange mystery in a strange world
