Monday, June 29, 2009
Ancient Egyptian Michael Jackson
The Pharaoh of Pyramid Pop.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Royalty Bizarre
Some monarchs ruled countries - others were kings of weirdness.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
A Mother Of A Deception
A man impersonates his dead mother to collect her benefits.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Family Treated Feral Girl Like An Animal
Found barking and making animal noises, a five-year-old “feral” girl was confined to a small apartment and treated like she was one of the family’s pets,
Child Trusted Man’s Best Friend
The dogs and cats, that a little girl was forced to live with, showed sympathy for the unfortunate child.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
America’s First Serial Killers
The Harp Brothers were cousins on the Kentucky and Tennessee frontier. When they traveled around murdering people, in 1799, they took their wives and children along.
Monday, June 01, 2009
Texas Teen Eats Toxic Testicles
Jack the Ripper might not be well known today if he hadn’t attended biology class. But if he had followed the example of a modern day teenager, he might have been known as Jack the Cannibal.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Cars Behaving Badly
Residents on Leam Lane woke to find their cars electrical systems behaving oddly.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Dog Hounded By Fugitive With Gun
Dog the Bounty Hunter and Bobby Brown were attempting to take a fugitive into custody on Tuesday, April, 21, when shots were fired.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
The Man They Could Not Hang
John ‘Babbacombe’ Lee appeared as a lonely figure on the gallows - but each time an attempt was made to open the trapdoor, it stuck.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Florida Man Exhibits Strange Behaviour
Chili’s anti-smoking policy causes gravity-challenged man to fall from vehicle, writhe around in landscaping and throw pilfered crayons at cars.
Sliced Mouse Found In Frozen Peppers
It’s what’s for dinner.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Man’s Body Sent To Pet Store
Pet shop orders exotic fish but receives 60-year-old man’s corpse. Meanwhile, exotic fish die due to paperwork delay.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
The Secrets Of Belly Button Fluff
A chemist has discovered the true nature behind one of the most perplexing mysteries of our age.
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Demon Causes Policeman Problems
NYPD lieutenant sues after his gun and badge were seized after he saw a demon.
Monday, March 02, 2009
Unpleasant Surprise In Her Potato Chips
Emma Schweiger was eating potato chips from a brand new bag when she connected with something quite unexpected.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Man Catches Big Ugly-Ass Rat
Bigger than a possum and almost as tasty.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Jail Time For Mule Kicking Sign Lady
Believing Britney Spears is a slave of the U.S. government, a woman has a bad day in court.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Der Fuhrer Takes Germany - Then Farts
Just in case you need more reasons not to like him - Hitler stuffed himself on cake, suffered from gas, and had poor table manners.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Fears Of Friday The 13th
Paraskevidekatriaphobics - are people afflicted with a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. A psychology professor, who teaches a course on paranormal psychology, says the history of superstitions dates back many years.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Man Cuts Hand Off For Second Time
It might be time for Bryan Speers to consider finding a new line of work.
Friday, February 06, 2009
University In Deep Shit Over Missing Poo
A university has apologized to a graduate student after his unique collection of lizard excrement was thrown away by mistake.
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Going Out With A Bang
A man, convinced the world will end in 2012, does the only logical thing.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Man Fired For Not Using Toilet Paper
Says he was fired for being “un-Australian.”
Caped Crusader Confronts New Villian
by Josh Poltilove
Batman likes sushi - wants his mask back.
